White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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