its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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