I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Did I show you my penis last night?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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