We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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