I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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