My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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