She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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