y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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