is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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