So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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