I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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