guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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