i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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