South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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