No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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