lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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