kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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