evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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