your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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