I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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