Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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