the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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