You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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