Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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