No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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