problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize