You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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