brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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