Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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