i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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