stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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