How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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