Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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