Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just had sex on a roof
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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