But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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