I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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