I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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