okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you will always have a special place in my vag
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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