Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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