I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you mean i was at the winter classic?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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