I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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