Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
COCAINE IS GR8
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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