i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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