I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
