new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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