Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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