So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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