Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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