She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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