3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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