Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So many bounce houses so little time
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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