I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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