belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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