Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
