I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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