the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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